Phoolon wala Underware

Larki Boy Friend se: Mri Jeans 2500,Shirt 2200 or Shoes 3000 K hain
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Larka: Bas Krdo Phle zip Bnd Krlo 15 rupay ki Phulon Wali Chaddi Nzar aa Rahen hy.

Janu yeh to Bohat Bara Hai

Girl: Janu Ye Toh Bht Bara Hy
Boy: Koshish Toh Kro
Girl: Janu Bht Mota Hy
Boy: Doobara Try Kro
Girl: Poora Nhi Jae Ga
Boy: Jaan Tumhe Meri Kasam
Girl: Andar Se Paani Nikal Rha Hy
Boy: Acha Aakhri Baar Try Kro
Girl: Uff Mere Kapre Kharab Ho Gae, Ab Tum Hee Saare
Gol Gappay Khao Mujhe Nhi Khany. :P

Aaj Kesa FeeL Kar Rahi Ho ?

B0Y: Aaj Kesa FeeL Kar Rahi Ho ?

GIRL: Kal Raat Ko Tu Had Hi Hogai,

Uff 2 Ghante Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gai,

Sare Kaprey Geelay Hogaye Thay,

Pehle To 1 Ghanta Karte Thay,

Magar Kal To Poore 2 Ghante Tak Sans Hi Nai Aayi,

1 Ghanta ßhi ßohat Tha,

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Aakhir 2 Ghante Tak LIGHT 0FF KARNE Ki Kya Zarurat Thi WAPDA Walon Ko..;-)

Girl In Her Bedroom Shouted

Girl In Her Bedroom Shouted
Ah
Aah
Aaah
Aaaah
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Aaaaah chhiii !!
She’s Sufferng From Cold
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Tujhy Tou Bas
Gande Msgs
Ka Chaska Lga Hy … :p :D

Larkiyan Kapre Na Pehnein

~*~ TIP ~*~

Apni grlfrnd k samne dusri larkion ko kaisy dekhen ?

Boy: tum ne Us Larki Ko Dekha,,, Wo Kapre UsKo Bilkul Suit Nhi Krty

Girl: saaly Harami… Tu to cahta hai k larkian kapry hi na pehnen…..

Moral: Larki Ne Pehle Hi Sprite Pi li Thi… :P

Larkian sab se ziyada HOT kab hoti hen!

Larkian sab se ziyada HOT kab hoti hen!
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Jab unhen bukhar hota hai :P

ye larkay appas main kitni gandi baatain kartay hain

Girl 1: ye larkay appas main kitni gandi baatain kartay hain

Girl 2: kitni gandi

Girl 1: aray jitni hum appas mein kartay hain

Girl 2: haye Allah itni gandi =D =P

Kiss without Touching the Girl

Boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiye kiss karoo ga ….
Girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta….
Boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki ….
Girl says ok….boy kissed girl titely….
Girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai …..
Boy say ye loo 20 rupay

Agar Koi Kahay kay Yeh Kholo

If some one say XNXX Kholo…
to please mat kholna…
warna XNXX par kisi ki khul rahi hogi
aor agar peechhay se koi aa gaya to Tumhari bhi Khul jayegi

Jungle Mein Muth Mari

‘Jungle Mai 1 Shikari Ko Shikar Na Mila To Wo “Muth” Marne Beth Gaya.

1 Sher Ne Dekha To Bhaagte Hue Tamam JanwarOn Se Bola: Jisko Apni Jaan Pyari Hai, Bhaag Jaye..

Thorri Door Aa K ek Lomrri Boli: Hua Kya Hai..??

Sher: Maine Bohat Shikari Dekhe hain Per Aisa Shikari Nai Dekha Jo Itni C Gun Ko 60-70 Dafa Load Kar chuka Hai..

Patta Nahi Kitne Fire Karega.. BahaaagOoOo’