A mom beat her kid for days

A mom beat her kid for days.
A week later the boy asks if he can go to a friend’s house and she says, “Sure but if you get stolen I ain’t lookin’ for you.”
So later the police pull up, they have the boy and a kidnapper and tell his mother, ”
He gave himself up to the kidnapper.” And the mother asks why, the boy says, “Because you said if I get stolen you won’t come looking for me.”

BAUTER BITTER BAUGHT A BIT OF BUTTER.

BAUTER BITTER BAUGHT A BIT OF BUTTER.
BUT HER BIT OF BUTTER WAS NOT SO BETTER.
SO SHE BAUGHT ANOTHER BIT OF BUTTER.
TO MADE HER BUTTER MORE BET

If you understand, say “understand”.

If you understand, say “understand”.

If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”.

But if you understand and say “don’t understand”.

How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.

Sounding by sound is a sound

Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds

If two witches were watching two watches

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.

If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.

Once a fellow met a fellow in a field

Once a fellow met a fellow in a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, “If a fellow asks a fellow, can a fellow tell a fellow what a fellow means?”

Mr. Inside went over to see Mr. Outside.

Mr. Inside went over to see Mr. Outside.

Mr. Inside stood outside and called to Mr. Outside inside. Mr. Outside answered Mr. Inside from inside and told Mr. Inside to come inside.

Mr. Inside said “NO”, and told Mr. Outside to come outside. Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr. Outside coaxed Mr. Inside to come inside, and then both Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside went outside to the riverside.

She sells sea shells on the sea shore ,

She sells sea shells on the sea shore ,

But the sea shells that she sells,

On the sea shore are not the real ones